4 Years to the Day and Thousands of Gallons of Fuel Later

"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips) 11/26/2015 at 18:36 • Filed to: Slowrunner

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I still have this wonderfully awesome piece of shit.

It’s moved me through four states, probably saved my life on more than one occasion, provided laughs when nothing else would, and taught me a lot about driving.

I’ve had some dark times in my short life, and this thing has been my punching bag. It’s taken it all in stride. It’s calmed me down while I was panicking, and given me a spark when I was feeling dead inside. It’s only let me down twice, and both of those times I probably could have prevented it. It has it’s quirks, enough to keep things interesting, but none that really cause worry. It is hilarious to drive, simply because you can drive it at it’s limit pretty much anywhere.

I couldn’t have asked for a better first car, and I couldn’t imagine not having it. It may vein, but today I’m thankful for it, because without it, I may not be here.

Here’s to hopefully many more years and adventures, Slowrunner.

deprecated account > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/26/2015 at 18:43

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I have a dent in that exact same spot on my bumper!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > deprecated account 11/26/2015 at 18:45

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I think all of them do!

6Cylinder > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/26/2015 at 18:50

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Four Year Strong!

Good music choice!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > 6Cylinder 11/26/2015 at 18:53

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They are fucking awesome! They are also beardspiraions.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > deprecated account 11/26/2015 at 18:53

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Mine has the same dent.

deprecated account > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/26/2015 at 18:59

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Y tho?

deprecated account > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 11/26/2015 at 18:59

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Sp00ky

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > deprecated account 11/26/2015 at 19:02

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No clue.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > deprecated account 11/26/2015 at 19:03

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It's weird.

deprecated account > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/26/2015 at 19:19

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We need to get to the bottom of this.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > deprecated account 11/26/2015 at 19:21

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I was going to say it’s where the owners kick when the gaskets blow, but then DD a Dragon said his has it.

deprecated account > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/26/2015 at 19:27

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Seriously, it irks the hell out of me. Replacement bumpers on Amazon don't appear to have them.

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/26/2015 at 19:51

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I love your POS. But you know this.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 11/26/2015 at 20:04

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Thanks! It’s hard not to love it.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/26/2015 at 21:42

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Wonderfully awesome piece of shit.

Funny how all the vehicles we find most endearing are the same.

sellphones2493 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 11/27/2015 at 09:43

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The funny thing is, it’s probably gone up or hasn’t changed in terms of resale value...

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > sellphones2493 11/27/2015 at 09:48

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Maybe, but that’s it’s good side. It’s not rusty at all, but paint doesn’t match on some panels, though they still are white. It’s due for some wear item replacement currently as well. And we won’t even get to the interior.